28 7 / 2014

couple-of-dumbasses:

coldsoymilk:

the last one tho

you sir are fucking amazing

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23 7 / 2014

jennthereaper:

sopheroo:

onlyfivecanladder:

blazeraffe:

subetaspeaks:

I’m so disappointed that staff only chose backgrounds and wigs for the CW contest. Yes, they look great. But I was expecting more diversity since it was obvious that all users will vote for make up items. I was so wrong…

I voted for a pair of shorts that I would wear. Plus side, since they didn’t win I can now get them as a CW and there will be recolors! I voted for 3 of the eyes/lips because we still can’t submit those yet as CWs - this was our only shot lately to have some of the awesome user designs become actual facial features. Bummed the ones I really wanted didn’t win but hopefully there will be more chances for them in the future.

If those are the shorts I voted for, I seriously need to find out where they are being sold! LOL I loved those so much.

22 7 / 2014

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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22 7 / 2014

muchymozzarella:

dog-who-blogs:

sageofmagic:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

27 out of 36! :D

33 out of 36! I feel accomplished ;D 

Some notes: 

  • note the size of their pupils. tiny pupils denote fear, anger, and other such emotions. large pupils denote arousal or relaxation. This sometimes helps you check the situation, unless the photo was taken with a flash and tiny pupils can’t be avoided, or the person is thinking about porn. 
  • wrinkles under their eyes might mean they’re smiling. Not always, but often enough. 
  • If they’re looking from the side or their head is tilted low, they might be shy or afraid or suspicious, with something to hide. If they’re looking directly at you and facing you, they’re confident, defiant, angry or confrontational, with nothing to hide. When the head is tilted down but the gaze is direct and ‘piercing’, it also denotes anger or defiance. 
  • If the brow curves up in the middle, they’re sad or upset. If it tilts down, they’re angry or defiant. 
  • A raised eyebrow could mean amusement or questioning. 
  • I think I saw Kristen Stewart’s eyes in this list haha

I saw Keanu Reeves’ eyes in this list xD

I got 28/36. I think that was better than what I did last time.

22 7 / 2014

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

  #Reasons why I haies #they do mes the pet

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^boldedBut this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?they do bet bad shit happenack.I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?
and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.
ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.
Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

gallifrey-feels:

hey-sass-butt:

alicatx:

threeheadguy:

candyrifle:

wildanduntamedthing:

dave-vriska:

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

THE BAKED THE CAT WHY ARE YOG THE ANAL

All the fucking time. People have their pets euthay did something to their kid who fuem or pulled on their tail or got in their fathing. Here’s a better idea: WACKING KID WHEN THEY’RE AROUND Aanks.

^^bolded

But this? Well, tarn, isn’t it?

they do bet bad shit happenack.

I’ll bet that littln’t touch the n right?

and OP is a fuckiing to blame the ending itself when the kid SMACKET IN THE HEAD.

ThURTS for a little cat. I’d lack too.


Ale.

is this supposed to be readable or am i missing something

Did I just switch channels or something what language is this

Oh thank god it’s not just me

*sobbing* what the fuck is happening

(via muchymozzarella)

22 7 / 2014

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

(via muchymozzarella)

22 7 / 2014

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

22 7 / 2014

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

The Deep, by Andy Pugh
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fuckyeahillustrativeart:

The Deep, by Andy Pugh

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22 7 / 2014

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv, via muchymozzarella)

21 7 / 2014

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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(via tardiscalledsexy)